Oh my mercy!

You just wouldn't believe the extreme embarrassment I had to endure today. I don't even know if I can put words to it. Lets just say that a secret I'd kept pretty close to my heart was spilled today. I just want to crawl into a hole. I've been told not to be embarrassed about it but I can't see how thats even an option. I'm going to walk around for the next oh.... year and a half with a completely bright red face. We're talking like 9 shades of red. I'm thinking that I might try to lay low for a time. I don't know how well that will actually work though. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Throw a guh and a spluh in there too. Oh and an oh my goodness goodness too.